Chapter 84: "He Blotted Me With Science" ...as read by Ron Jarzombek of Watchtower,
Blotted Science, and Spastic Ink

Tech-metal nerds UNITE! Ron Jarzombek of the cult band Watchtower sits down in his
squeaky ass chair and gives us the entire Jarzombek chapter! Growing up with his
super-drummer brother Bobby in Texas, building his own guitars and losing guitar endorsements,
the Watchtower timeline, Blotted Science and his obsession with bug movies, touring with Marty Friedman,
turning down Fates Warning and denying an audition for TSO, teaching guitar, long-distance bandmates,
sharing views on todays cookie-monster vocals, and the future of the second EP. (Run on sentance.)
Check the links below and you HAVE to watch that Blotted Science video. This dude is a scientist;
a scientist who dresses his ferrets in halloween costumes. Believe me he sent me pictures.

1. 'As The Stroy Grows' Botched Radio ID
2. 'Control And Resistance' and S. A. Slayer
3. Early Influences
4. Writing For Spastic Ink and Solo Material
5. Hand Problems
6. Building Guitars and Endorsements
7. WatchTower Writing StrugglesD
8. 5 Songs Completed In 15 Years
9. WatchTower Day Jobs and Bad Communication
10. Blotted Science Scoring Bug Movies
11. Why Bugs?
12. Other Band Auditions and Marty Friedman
13. Teaching
14. 4 Ferrets and a Baby Boy
15. Long Distance Internet Recordings
16. Cookie Monster and Dog Barking Vocals
17. 'Concepts Of Math: Book 2'?

'As The Story Grows' website (full interview)

'As The Story Grows' iTunes podcast

'As The Story Grows' streaming


'Cretaceous Chasm' video - Music by Blotted Science

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